Ok lets lighten things up for a minute.
As a radio host I get countless requests for guests from PR firms and organizations around the country.
Many of these are requests for guests that are not even soccer related.
I recently received one from a PR firm in New York that was promoting online sports betting and they sent me the following odds on what David Beckham will do in 2007.
Gets a DUI 10-1
Stars in a movie with Tom Cruise 100-1
Attempts a field goal in an NFL game 500-1
Wins dancing with the stars 500-1
Divorces Victoria and marries Paris Hilton 10,000-1
Here’s a few that I have decided to add:
Sets up Landon Donovan for 5 or more goals 1-1
Changes hairstyle three times throughout the season 3-1
Contributes funds to the Church of Scientology 5-1
Has Hollywood stars sucking up to him shamelessly Guaranteed
Dribbles past Chivas USA defender Claudio Suarez 20-1
Receives first foul of MLS career from Ricardo Clarke 50-1
(provided he is in Houston on opening day and the schedule isn’t changed by ESPN)
Give me your favorite odds on Beckham events.